OK, so I'm fed the hell up with the media trashing your everyday voter over their bullshit "get Uh-Uh-Uh-Bama™ elected" agenda.  So show your support for "Joe The Plumber" and join the blogroll!* Img: Steal the pic above. The Code: Contact: thetankeroflove #at# gmail #dot# com or leave a comment * Currently blogrolling.com is ate-up as usual.  The code will be up ASAP, but until then, grab the blogroll graphic above and put it on your site.  I'll get everyone updated whenever br pulls their heads out.

Since I will soon return to The Pit, I thought I'd pass along a poem written by an unknown worker at a factory in my hometown. I'll have no worries When I'm gone I know this place Will carry on The boss will do The best he can And pile my work On another man It'll be rough on guys That haft to stay The extra work And same old pay As I look back Through thirty years I'll leave this place And shed no tears

As the returning readers will note, The Tanker Of Love's been on a mission this 3-day weekend to revamp the blog into something a bit less...errr..."busy"*.  Hell kids, I haven't even taken the time to read the news (therefore no important posts for a bit). Until that time, checkout the new layout and let us know if you like it better than the last one.  You damn well better like it...the re-coding and graphics took forever! New features:  Post Rankings, RSS for every category, My STUNNING graphics work, & different sidebars depending on what page you're on. Here is the new WordPress theme we're using.  Check this guy out if you're in the market for a WordPress facelift! P.S. -unless used as-is, these themes are NOT for those without CSS & PHP knowledge (or trial and error folks such as myself)! * Note: To John in Germany, we're sorry if this inconvenienced you while looking for Conservative news in-between bouts of drinking beer and eating great food. -The Management

COMMENTS ARE NOW ENABLED!!! Yeah, I forgot to uncheck a box in the WordPress settings...GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?! Well then COMMENT! (Thanks to my wife for pointing out my flaws and allowing you people to comment.)